Monday Morning Update: June 5, 2017

Back from the Memorial Day Weekend break to break down the NBA and NHL finals and the state of both leagues.

Hump day hot takes: NHL makes the right call on Sidney Crosby injury, NBA playoffs stay right on cue & more

I’m back, bitches…

Hump day hot takes: Screw Jim Boeheim, time to consider Brad Marchand as MVP & more

A good old-fashioned asshole like Jim Boeheim has to eat his words and a little ball of hate asshole is making critics eat their words. 

Hump day hot takes: MLB lockout looms closer, thank you Phil Kessel and more

Now that I’m very full on Thanksgiving food, it’s time to crap it out in the form of five hot takes. Time to dive in. 

Hump day hot takes: David Price’s attitude bothers me more than his playoff failures, Tony Romo can’t start for the Cowboys & more

I’m angry about the Red Sox and concerned about the Bruins. It’s an emotional time right now…

The Scoreless Smythe Winners

A look at Crosby and the other Conn Smythe-winning skaters without a goal in the Final

 

Hump Day Hot Takes: The NBA, NHL are Rigged

This should go over smoothly…

The Psychic is In: The Stanley Cup Final

Predictions, here! Get ‘em while they’re hot!